Due to recent monsoon damage, PacoIndustries.com does not have our full catalog of products online. (BTW don't use a weather machine indoors.)
PACO Industries Publications :
A Brief History of Australia
From Paco Industries' always helpful Histories on a Page series Years of history (decades even!) condensed by our engineers to a single very readable page.
We under-pay our engineers to keep costs low for you!
Also available in a Southern Hemisphere edition.
You never know when you might need to add an extra oooomph to your writings!
Now includes end tags!
(distribution of start and end tags is random. Not responsible for accidents.)
Pit-digger And Crusher, Oversize replacement tracks
(Also compatible with Paco Industries brand tanks and missile carriers)
Polar Bear Gun (Mk2)
PACO Industries Fabrics Products :
All Paco Industries fabrics and clothing are now guaranteed 100% to be sweatshop free. All Paco Industries third world seamstresses have been fired and replaced with machines. Except for the security guards to keep the hungary hoards back, the only factory employee is Earl who spends his day in his air conditioned office on the fourth floor trying to teach penguins to fly.