PACO industries presents :
Carbon Credit Certificates ©
Each certificate is denominated in US tons of carbon. (or metric tons. They are close enough. Eh. Whatever measure of ton you use is what they are.)
There are 4 main means by which we decrease our future carbon usage in exchange for cash from people like you.
1) Writing a clear, consise and well written explanation about carbon credits for this site would use many tons of carbon. By not doing this we save several tons of Carbon and can then sell these offsets to you.
2) I'd like to visit Japan. Almost every day I think to myself "I should fly to Japan" By not doing this we save many tons of Carbon and can then sell these offsets to you.
3) Sure I would like to create a human colony on the moon. Sure transplanting the entire city of Chicago to the moon to form the core of a domed moon colony would be difficult and consume incredible resources. By not doing this we save a nearly unimaginable of Carbon and can then sell these offsets to you.
4) Paco Industries' independent contractors also plant thousands of trees every year. For proof (not that we need
to offer proof as we are a completely trustworthy company) see here
, and here
Makes a great gift.
A sample certificate
available in denominations of 5, 10, 25 and 100.
When ordering be sure to ask about our new batter dipped penguin on a stick