PACO industries presents :
Pit-digger And Crusher, Oversize ©
Perfect for crushing and burying things.
Bucket is large enough for most needs.
- Great for carpooling (car capacity limited by volume of cars not weight. Bucket capacity is limited to approx 150tons)
- Better gas milage than a Prius! 100% electric!
- No more roadkill! It moves at a careful, unhurried pace (0.22miles or 0.35km per hour) letting you leave the gentle woodland creatures at peace. Otherwise, ask about the Turbo edition.
- Use it to dig a ditch completely around your home, fill with water and establish a crocodile wildlife preserve.
11 million pound weight adequate for crushing aluminum cans or other evidence.
Are you a grumpy old man? This is perfect for getting those darn kids off your lawn (may have a slight adverse effect on lawn)
Easy payment installment plan.
Makes a great gift.